Reader's Last Meals....1000th Execution Edition....

Mr. E. Magical from parts unknown....

If I'm being electrocuted.. Slice & chopped Barbeque, beans, cole slaw, french fries, cheese cake, diet Pepsi... and one cup of unpopped popcorn.

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Sasha B. from parts unknown...

1 pound of wiener in my buns.

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A. Van Man from parts unknown....

two McDonalds quarter pounders and a coffee about 20 minutes before they come get me, have fun cleaning the mess I leave when I cant hold it any longer

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Lumpy from parts unknown...

Gin and tonic20oz NY steak (Rare as hell) Bloody Mary (Extra spicy) Burrito from “The Taco Shack”MargaritaLarge comb # 1 pizza from “Flying Pie Pizza”Six pack of Black Butte Porter beer from Deschutes Brewery .

And I want to eat and drink all of this while Angelina Jolie does a strip tease to any Metalica song~ Or is that too much to ask for?

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Natasha S. from parts unknown....

For breakfast all from denny's :2 eggs,3 pices of toast,5 links of maple susage,4 cinnamon raison bagles with philly cream cheese,20 pices of bacon,a large glass of milk,a large glass of orange juice,a large glass of french vanilla tea.

For lunch:All from steaknshake 2 rump roast,2 medium rare steaks w/a-1 steak sauce,3 grilled cheese sandwitches,2 bowls of tomato soup,4 plates of chilly cheese fries,6chicken fajitas,10 hot wings,2 x-large supreme pizzas.a 2 liter of moutain dew.

For dinner:salad w/ a light ranch dressing(gotta be hillshire farms),2 baked pataoes light butter,patato skins in a a hot sauce,2 chicken pot pies homemade.For dessert:two boston creme pies,1 apple almode,and a little piece of poontang pie!

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B. Snowball from parts unknown...

A REUBEN on Pumpernickel with No 1000 Island Dressing,Sub It with Horseradish Mustard & Maybe a couple of Two-Three Onion Rings. The REAL ONES. Half a Dozen Fresh Oysters, Creamed Spinach, Fresh Asparagus w Lemon Butter ,Chicken Corn Chowder w/ Crab,Eli's Pumpkin Cheesecake,A Diet Dr. Pepper and Decaf. Maybe a Sliver of Dark Chocolate with The Coffee and Nice Honduran Hoyo de Monterey Maduro Lungrocket. Make It A Churchill. Or Chinese. From China. Delivered. Take Your Time.