GROUNDHOG DAY VERSION OF READER'S LAST MEALS
Rusty A. from parts unknown...
AWW SHIT... my last appeal just ran out... so..I killed someone here in
Texas.. that means I get my last meal at around 4pm...before they stick
the needle to me... so.... since fat, calories, and cholesterol are no
1 16oz Ribeye Med Rare...
1 8oz Prime Rib BLOODY
2 large baked potatoes (everything on it)
1 cup of chili from Roadhouse
6 rolls from Roadhouse with ROADHOUSE butter
6 shrimp fried
6 shrimp cocktail (with red cocktail sauce)
1 BIG Fried porkchop 12oz or more
Tortilla Chips and Queso (spicy)
20 Flour Tortillas WARM!!! (Or I will not DIE!!)
Fajita beef... 1 pound
1 pan of lasagna (CHEESY!!!)
4 pcs corn on the cob
12 pcs of fried chicken
1 lb. mashed potatoes with BROWN gravy
General Tsos Chicken (CHOPSTICKS)
1 Whole White Cake with Chocolate Iceing
1 Gallon Vanilla BLUE BELL Ice cream
1 gallon Pecan Pralines and Cream BLUE BELL Ice Cream
ESTEBAN FROM PHOENIX AZ.
MY LAST MEAL WOULD BE 1 X LONG CONEY FROM SONICS, ONE TRIPLE CHEEZE BURGER FROM WENDYS, ONE STEAK BURRITO FROM FILIBERTOS( JUST STEAK AND GUACAMOLE) , 4 RED TAMALES FROM MY MOM, A MEDIUM SIZED MEAT LOVERS FROM PIZZAHUT, ONE LARGE BOWL OF MENUDO, 3 CANS OF SQUIRT, 1 GINGER ALE, 1 RASPBERRY ICE TEA. 2 SCOOPS OF SAFEWAY SELECT CARMEL CASHEW ICE CREAM.. ( ITS GOOD STUFF) .....ALMOST FORGOT LARGE ORDER OF FRIED ZUCHINNIE AND ONION RINGS.... ONE MANGO AND A CAN OF PEACHES.. THATS IT IM DONE AND READY TO LEAVE THIS WORLD BEFORE I DIGEST ANY OF THIS.....
Fish 'n' chips with mushy peas, a pickled egg and a battered sausage.
Hot apple crumble with custard.
A tub of Häagen-Dazs vanilla fudge ice cream.
Starbucks toffee-nut latte with full-fat cream.
Ms AJ Johnson from parts unknown...
6 pack of ice cold PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
Bowl of potato soup
grilled cheese sandwich
a plate of chicken nachos
and a stick of big red
2 diet sodas
2 packs Camel light 99's
2 large Turkey breasts, served with mashed potatoes, stuffing and cranberry sauce all smothered in turkey gravy, 2 buttermilk biscuits, stuffed mushrooms, 1 slice of apple pie, 1 slice of pumpkin pie a glass of milk and a glass of iced tea.
Jennifer L. F.
E W Indianapolis, IN
My last meal would be 1 white castle 1 taco from Carniceria Guanjuato
(with everything) a plate of Fettuccini Alfredo from Olive Garden and a salad
from the same, a bag of tootsie rolls and for dessert a piece of Tiramisu
from Olive Garden and a Vinti White Chocolate Mocha from StarBucks and a
pack of Marlboro's Ohhh and to drink 2-2 liters of Mountain Dew