Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Reader's Last Meal...post Tookie version...

John of Austin, Texas

My final meal:

Huevos Rancheros
10 pieces of eel sushi
10 pieces of salmon sushi
2 slices of new york style cheese pizza
6 frosted brown sugar/cinnamon pop tarts served cold (not toasted)
4 Doubletree Hotel chocolate chip cookies
1 pack of Red Vines licorice (red)
1 pint of Coffee Ice Cream
1 2-liter of Diet Pepsi

Annie D.
Fightin' Texas Aggie class of 2009!

For starters I suppose I'd have to go with my favourite meal: a Deleware Subs small roast beef with mayo, lettuce, tomato, provolone, onions, and oil-and-spice, with a side of Miss Vicki's barbeque potatoe chips and a Pepsi with no ice. This would be followed by a Maine lobster tail and Alaskan king crab legs, accompanied by a dish of clarified butter and a side of garlic mashed potatoes. Next, a creamy, heavenly bowl of angelhair pasta swimming in alfredo sauce from Bambino Huey's, along with one of their strawberry Napoleons and a cup of their famous vanilla creme brulee. Grandma's pot roast would be next, (good luck getting it for me, Grandma passed away in 2002!), along with a generous helping of her chopped broccoli with "oleo", as she called it, and her "noodles and browned bread." Mummy's peanut butter cookies would be a nice snack between courses, these courses hopefully being spead out over the course of the day, since I do not eat very much or often normally. I would request to not take my medications on that day also, since they supress my appetite and I wish to savour every last bite of this feast. (That and I won't need birth control or ADD meds when I'm dying!) A slice of cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory and a scoop of Blue Bell Dutch Chocolate ice cream would round off the meal. Lastly, a steaming cup of German pfefferminz tea, preferably imported from Bavaria, and two cubes of sugar would be provided, served in a teacup with a saucer and spoon, which is the only way to drink tea. After that little lot, I'll soon be fast asleep, so bring it on!

Reader's Note: It appears that people who really like sushi are immune from death row!


Lori of Colorado

Final Meal: Barbecue chicken, mash potatoes with gravy, corn on cob, salad with bleu cheese, rolls, ice tea and lemon merange pie.

Nick F of parts unknown....

The Menu: Nothing too fancy... A lot of Cheese!

Bacon cheeseburger w/ extra mayo and onions

Six "three mile lsland" wings from Hooter's (all drumettes)

French fries (extra crispy) w/ lots of ketchup

Six fried mozerella sticks w/ piping hot marinara sauce

Small, deep-dish, ham and pineapple pizza w/ extra sauce and extra cheese

Cup of spicy homemade chili w/ beans

Spinach and romaine lettuce salad w/ fresh tomatos, sprouts, and blue cheese dressing

Bowl of shredded chedder/jack cheese

One pint of Ben and Jerry's mint chocholate chip ice cream

One slice of hot apple pie topped w/ a slice of melted chedder cheese

Pitcher of strong, unsweetened iced tea w/ fresh lemons

One extra cold can of Coca-Cola

dd's last meal

a can of coke

Hank H. of Cantwell Parts Dept

I would have the following:

1 quart of pinto beans
1 quart of sauerkraut
12 hard-boiled eggs
10 White Castle Cheeseburgers
1 pound of onion rings
Half gallon of prune juice...

Once the body relaxes, and the bowels let loose,
I would have the last laugh.