Thursday, February 16, 2006

POST-VALENTINE'S VERSION OF READER'S LAST MEALS

Bernadette P. of parts unknown...

lemon cheesecake,spaghetti bolognese,lemonade,12 iced donuts,caramel milkshake,sausages,mashed potatoes,peas,tomato sauce,honeycomb ice-cream.


Catherine C.,
The menu:
Big dish of extra cheesey Mac & Cheese, Starbucks venti _mocha with whipped cream, giant choc chip cookie with vanilla ice cream.


linda from backwoods Montana
Mustard Seed house salad (ginger dressing is to die for) oooops no
pun
intended
Rib steak from the grill, rare, tossed salad with Ranch dressing on
the same plate
Cold Stone ice cream VANILLA with bananas and caramel
Montana water ice cold and pepsi so cold there is frost on the bottle



Ok, being a committed vegetarian and PETA cunt hater
for years, my last meal would be:

Starter, Pate Fois Gras with clubbed seals pup brains
(THEY HAVE TO BE CLUBBED SEALS).

Entree, Veal (HAS TO COME FROM THE BIGGEST CALF IN THE
LITTLEST CRATE)

MAIN, Venison, Shark, Snake, Orang Utan, Lion, Giant
Panda Balls (THEY AINT USING 'EM), White Rhino Heart,
and Tiger Steak all to be served bloody as hell

Sweet, Chilled Monkey brains

Plus 42 gallons of Original European Absinthe and 43
packets of 20 malboro red.

Just to really piss off the PETA cunts I would just
drink and smoke while watching the food rot, ah the
waste of endangered species!

Smiling in the face of the needle,

Daniel
London, England


My last meal would be as follows.
Breakfast
3 large home made buttermilk biscuits cut in half laid on a plate, on top of those a layer of golden brown hash browns, then a layer of two large chicken fried steaks, then layered with 6 jumbo eggs cooked over easy covered with home made hamburger gravy. 6 pieces of multi-grain toast cut in half with real butter and black berry jam, 1 pound of crispy bacon, 1 quart of Tropicana OJ, 1 quart of Skim Milk.

Lunch
3 pounds of chicken wings, spicy with celery and ranch dressing. Beer batter Onion rings, tater tots, chocolate cheesecake 1 quart skim milk.

Dinner
2 16 oz. New York Strip steaks cooked med. well. 2 large baked potatoes with sour cream, chives, bacon bits, and cheddar cheese. Broccoli and Cauliflower steamed w/ cheese sauce. 2 pints Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream. 1 6 pack bottled mountain dew.

Daniel H.
Minnesota



Heather W, Ft. Myers, Florida.

Sushi, Sashimi, Duck tartare, Calamari, Caviar, Lobster alfredo, Brie cheese, Salmon pate, Blue mountian coffee, Teriyaki noodles, Lobster tail w/ drawn butter imported from Norway, Coffee cheesecake, Caramel latte, Cheesy garlic bisciuts from Red Lobster, A bottle of Sabra imported from Isreal, and a Simpson's marathon on T.V.