BEAU COUP READER'S LAST MEALS HAVE BEEN COMING IN...Here are a few. Some go a bit on the heavy side....

Mary A. in Newport, Kentucky

My last meal would be:

Breakfast: 2-3 scrambled eggs, sausage patties and bacon, biscuits with real butter and a big bowl of Raisin Bran or Frosted Flakes and a half
gallon of milk.

Lunch: Frisch's Big Boy sandwich with no lettuce and extra tartar sauce,
large plate of crinkle-cut french fries with extra ketchup, 2 Long John
Silver's battered fish filets, a 3 piece Original Recipe Dinner from
KFC with Mac and Cheese and Mashed Potatoes, and a Pumpkin pie from
Frisch's and a 2 liter of Pepsi.

Dinner: A medium pan pizza with EXTRA cheese from Pizza Hut, 2 bean
burritos and 3 hard shell tacos with no lettuce and extra cheese from Rio
Grande, a Longhorn 12oz NY Strip steak well done with a baked potato with butter,
cheese, and bacon bits and plenty of fresh bread and butter, a large
steak hoagie from Germantown pizza with heavy cheese, a half slab rib dinner
from Montgomery Inn, and a piece of hot fudge cake from Frisch's plus a
whole strawberry cheesecake. Give me a 2 liter of Pepsi and a 2 fifths of Hot
Damn cinnamon schnapps to wash everything down with!!!!!

As the late comedian Robin Harris (Bebe's Kids) once said: "If i'm
going to die, I want to be full"!!!


Roy chubby brown

For my menu I would have cheese, ice cream and freshly cooked beans, this will be made it to a soup without the ice cream I would also have a red tomato a slighty undercooked spicy chicken pizza, I would have to freshly cooked salmon from the rivers of Scotland and one large pint of bear this would follow by to German Frankfurt’s and 4 jumbo hot dogs from America what else would be one boiled egg fresh one giant chicken drinks would be one coca cola large grape juice piping hot

yummy

Joseph G. from parts unknown...

I suppose if it was to be my last meal I would pick the following.

Ceaser Salad w/Extra dressing.
Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich. Extra Bacon.
12 oz New York Strip Steak Hibachi Style. Near Mooing Raw.
1 Slice Ham.
4 Jumbo Shrimp.
1 Lobster Tail.
1/2 Pound of Fried Chicken Skins.
12 Hotwings.
1 pack of Slim Jims.
1 Slicce Garlic Bread.
1 Cheese Enchalada.
1 Large All Beef Hotdog w/ Mustard and Relish.
1 Blood Orange.
1 Blooming Onion from Outback w/Sauce.
1 Bowl Clam Chowder.
1 Bowl Fried Rice.
1 Large Slice Cherry Cheesecake.
1 Bowl Mexican Vanilla Ice Cream.
1 20 oz Dr Pepper.
1 20 oz Cherry Coke.
1 cup of Coffee.
2 packs Marlboro 27's.


Gerald J. B.

My last meal (if do-able outside prison)…

Chorizo & Egg Burrito from Alberto's (or any California hole-in-the-wall ending in "-ERTO's") with lots of hot sauce; a Double-Double from In-And-Out; Chicken Strips & Frank's Red Hot Sauce from Jack-n-the-Box; lingonberry crepes from IHOP; Spaghettios and Meatballs; ice cold Vitamin D milk.

My last meal from a typical prison kitchen…

Bacon Cheeseburgers; BLTs; Deviled Eggs; block of cheddar cheese; sweet pickles; green olives; Pork Rinds; Coke; ice cold Vitamin D milk.


Sandy .m lossiemouth

a loaf of san francisco (warm) sourdough bread, a tray of brie, bleu cheese, pepper jack, sharp cheddar, parmesean, smoked gouda, etc...., a bottle of merlot (GOOD merlot, not some cheap crap), a sirloin burger in a warmed flour tortilla with green chile (from new mexico), cheese, avocado, onion, tomato, mayo, romaine lettuce, a bag of lays potato chips. 2 - 16 oz. ICE COLD coca-colas. 1/2 lb. snow crab legs with melted butter, steamed asparagus, 3 slices fried cornmeal mush with real maple syrup,cheesy hash brown casserole like Mom & Grandma make, a cheese course comprised of Roquefort, Stilton with apricots, chevre and fresh mozzarella, 5th Avenue bar, 2 buttermilk biscuits, Edensoy regular soy milk (one container) & blueberry crisp with Breyer's vanilla bean ice cream pan fried chicken, real mashed potatoes with cream gravy, seasoned green beans, sliced Vidalia onion, sliced homegrown tomato, wilted lettuce salad, hot homemade biscuits with butter and honey, sweet tea and for dessert chocolate cake with white icing and ice cold milk. 1 dozen maryland alpha-male blue crabs steamed with old bay. 1 angry four pound lobster, preferably named Pinchy, boiled. 6 choice large scallops wrapped in amish bacon, sauteed in butter and organic garlic to perfection. 1/4 pound jumbo peel and eat shrimp (warm) with cocktail sauce. 3 pounds gourmet butter, melted. 1 eighteenth century italian marble crab hammer. 1 roll super absorbent paper towels (brawny will do). 1 spiffy lobster bib. 1 amish bacon wrapped filet mignon, medium. 1 large bowl of homemade fettuccini alfredo. 1 loaf hearth-baked italian bread with oil and seasoning for dipping. 1 appropriate dipping plate. 1 tossed organic dinner salad with italian dressing. 1 shaker each salt and pepper. 1 six pack of coke. 1 case heineken cold. 1 pack marlboro lights. 1 appropriate place setting- linens, candles, ambiance, music and lighting. For dessert, 1 steak and cheese plain with extra cheese from Giovanni's. 1 six pack pussy. A dozen fried shrimp with cocktail sauce, one order of crab ragoon with sweet and sour sauce, one order of fried rice with soy sauce, nacho supreme from Taco Bell, chicken soft taco supreme from Taco Bell, chicken mcnuggets with honey and bbq sauce, 5 orders of cheese fries from Steak n' Shake, one pint of Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew ice cream, 2 cheese enchiladas, one chicken quesadilla, sour cream, one large BBQ chicken Hawaiian Pizza from Papa Johns, chicken fried chicken with white cream gravy, one turtle cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, one pint of Rocky Road ice cream, five toasted ravioli, five potato skins, one gooey butter cake, chocolate chip cookies (hot out of the oven), gallon of 2% milk, one bacon cheese burger from Burger King, one roast beef and cheddar sandwich from Arby's, one box of Coca Puffs cereal, one order of smashed potatos with lots of butter and cheddar cheese, some grapes, a chocolate malt,one chocolate frosty from Wendy's, lots of Cherry Coke and finally one bag of Milky Way candy bars. 16oz juicy fat steak (no bone, no fat) + bake tator, sour cream, chives & xtra butter; candied yams + cold turkey breast on white with mayo; chicken & seafood alfredo fettucini & cheese tortellini; Taco Bell: nachos supreme + 2 taco supremes + chicken soft taco supreme; Steak n Shake: 2 large cheese fries + double steak burger with lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, mayo and mustard + cup of chili; chicken fried chicken with white gravy + fried chicken breast + mashed tators, gravy & corn; potato skins, shrimp cocktail, cheese sticks & toasted ravioli with marinara sauce; Olive Garden: calamari with marinara sauce, & 2 orders of mussels; Chili's: southwestern eggrolls + corn on cob; Jacks pepperoni pizza & Dominos pepperoni & pineapple on thin crust pizza; chicken caesar salad; sweet n sour chicken, crab ragoon (4) + egg rolls (3) with sweet n sour sauce; Grandma's pot roast with carrots & xtra tators + taco plate & tortilla chips + debris and toasted rolls + chicken rice n roni + tuna noodle casserole; deer salami, cheddar cheese and HiHo crackers; scrambled eggs, ham & cheese omelet, Denny's covered and smothered hash browns, toast with butter and grape jelly, bowl of malto meal with brown sugar and brown sugar oatmeal; White Castles: lg. choc. shake + double cheese burger + cheese fries; bowl of rice chex cereal and milk; DQ: lg. banana pudding blizzard; orange; scoop of mint choc. chip & choc. chip cookie dough ice cream in waffle cone (Six Flags); plain cheese cake; fresh strawberries and powdered sugar; moist choc. cake (no icing) & vanilla ice cream; root beer float; 2L cherry coke with ice; sweetened tea; & finally 1 gallon 2% milk. breakfast--My homemade biscuits n gravy, 2 slices bacon, and 1/2 gallon chocolatemilk, and a newport to smoke afterwards
lunch--2 taco's from taco bell(only meat n cheese n sour cream) 44 oz mountain dew, 2 white castle's no onions with cheese, chili with cheese and cheese fries from steak n shake, glass of milk , and 2 more newports to smoke
snack--crazybread from little ceaser's and another mountain dew, and of course another smoke but this time make it a camel turkish jade
dinner--16 oz steak medium rare with plenty of a-1 steak sauce, loaded baked potato, (2)biscuits w/apple butter, coca-cola, green-beans with red potatoes and bacon in them, some of my mom's homemade choclate chip cookies,milk.home made mac n cheese,a white russian, a mudslide extra shot of vodka,3 newports to smoke
dessert--some sherbert orange and lime, and a slice of choclate pie with cool whip, a captain morgan and sprite, a bumpy face segrams gin mixed with hawaiian punch, 2 vicodin 750's, 2 morphiene pills, 2 oxycode, 2 loratabs, and 1/2 pack of newports, 1/2 pack of camel turkish jades, then f*ck it let them take me----if I am even conscious to know what's bout to happen..


Greg Y from parts unknown...

A dozen fried shrimp with cocktail sauce, one order of crab ragoon with sweet and sour sauce, one order of fried rice with soy sauce, nacho supreme from Taco Bell, chicken soft taco supreme from Taco Bell, chicken mcnuggets with honey and bbq sauce, 5 orders of cheese fries from Steak n' Shake, one pint of Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew ice cream, 2 cheese enchiladas, one chicken quesadilla, sour cream, one large BBQ chicken Hawaiian Pizza from Papa Johns, chicken fried chicken with white cream gravy, one turtle cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory, one pint of Rocky Road ice cream, five toasted ravioli, five potato skins, one gooey butter cake, chocolate chip cookies (hot out of the oven), gallon of 2% milk, one bacon cheese burger from Burger King, one roast beef and cheddar sandwich from Arby's, one box of Coca Puffs cereal, one order of smashed potatos with lots of butter and cheddar cheese, some grapes, a chocolate malt,one chocolate frosty from Wendy's, lots of Cherry Coke16oz juicy fat steak (no bone, no fat) + bake tator, sour cream, chives & xtra butter; candied yams + cold turkey breast on white with mayo; chicken & seafood alfredo fettucini & cheese tortellini; Taco Bell: nachos supreme + 2 taco supremes + chicken soft taco supreme; Steak n Shake: 2 large cheese fries + double steak burger with lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, mayo and mustard + cup of chili; chicken fried chicken with white gravy + fried chicken breast + mashed tators, gravy & corn; potato skins, shrimp cocktail, cheese sticks & toasted ravioli with marinara sauce; Olive Garden: calamari with marinara sauce, & 2 orders of mussels; Chili's: southwestern eggrolls + corn on cob; Jacks pepperoni pizza & Dominos pepperoni & pineapple on thin crust pizza; chicken caesar salad; sweet n sour chicken, crab ragoon (4) + egg rolls (3) with sweet n sour sauce; Grandma's pot roast with carrots & xtra tators + taco plate & tortilla chips + debris and toasted rolls + chicken rice n roni + tuna noodle casserole; deer salami, cheddar cheese and HiHo crackers; scrambled eggs, ham & cheese omelet, Denny's covered and smothered hash browns, toast with butter and grape jelly, bowl of malto meal with brown sugar and brown sugar oatmeal; White Castles: lg. choc. shake + double cheese burger + cheese fries; bowl of rice chex cereal and milk; DQ: lg. banana pudding blizzard; orange; scoop of mint choc. chip & choc. chip cookie dough ice cream in waffle cone (Six Flags); plain cheese cake; fresh strawberries and powdered sugar; moist choc. cake (no icing) & vanilla ice cream; root beer float; 2L cherry coke with ice; sweetened tea; & finally 1 gallon 2% milk.